Grow For Me: the author’s version
(set to the music from Little Shop of Horrors: original film version below)
I’ve given you chocolate.
I’ve given you tea.
You’ve given me nothing,
But pure agony.
I’m begging you sweetly;
I’m down on my knees.
Oh, please, grow for me!
I’ve given you daydreams,
And Baileys to sip.
I’ve given you playlists:
You’ve given me zip.
Oh Muse, how I need you.
Oh book, how you tease.
Oh, please, grow for me!
I’ve given you endless Twitter-time to get you to thrive.
I’ve wandered for miles, like I’m supposed to, you’re barely alive.
I’ve sought out more feedback and workshops and fancy methods.
I’ve given you scene-cards and moleskines and book-fest trips,
What do you want from me, blood?
I’ve given you memories; I’ve given you pain.
Looks like you’re not happy ‘less I open a vein.
I’ll give you a few pints, if that’ll appease.
Now please… Oh-oh-oh, please,
Grow for me!