food

hazelnuts

Is the world trying to tell me something?

Today was a writing day… Well, it was meant to have been a writing day.

Somehow I ended up picking nuts.

The world is probably offering me a metaphor but I’m not entirely sure I want to interpret it.

Instead, I’m looking on the bright side – I have picked a lot of nuts.

Now, hazelnuts macaroons loom on my horizon… and through all my thoughts. This is not helping with the screenplay treatment for The Bone Dragon or my WWII novel.

Perhaps it is a sign I should try to bribe potential producers/publishers with baking. Or perhaps it is a sign that I have a bigger problem than the urge to procrastinate.

I think I shall go and pick some more nuts.

 

 

Note to fellow copy-editors:

I know it would usually be ‘go to pick’ but I am going as well as picking in this instance, so just bear with me here.

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pak choi and mushroom chow mein

Pak Choi and Mushroom Chow Mein

In a somewhat frantic bid to live up to my nomination for The Versatile Blogger award, here is a post on… er… food. Everyone eats, right?

I know I promised a post on wedding cakes and that is coming, but it’s not quite ready yet so here’s my take on Pak Choi and Mushroom Chow Mein in my vague (“It’s about this much,” she says, tipping some cinnamon into her hand, glaring at it and then adding it to the tagine with a pinch… er, make that two… for luck) style of cooking.

Soak 4-5 cakes of rice noodles for 20+ minutes in salted, boiling water soft enough to eat then set aside. (Tip: use a big bowl and make sure that the noodles don’t expand out of the water, otherwise they won’t soften properly. Top up the water level as necessary.)

meal and ingredients

Very finely chop a 1-2 inch cube of peeled ginger root (if you really like ginger, go for a 2 inch cube, but probably a 1-1.5 inch cube will do it for most people) with 4-6 spring onions and 3 large cloves of garlic. If you like things spicy, add 1-2 finely chopped chillies and 1/3 of a stalk of fresh lemon grass. For a mildly spicy version, use 1 large mild red chilli and ¼ of a stalk of lemon grass.

Heat 2 tsp toasted sesame oil in a wok until a tiny piece of ginger tossed in immediately starts to sizzle. Throw the ginger, garlic and spring onions in (and the chilli and lemon grass if you’re using any). Stir until the ginger is nicely golden (about 2-4 minutes). Season with pepper (ideally, ground Szchuan pepper).

Add 250g washed button mushrooms (no need to chop unless they’re quite big) and 150g chopped shitake mushrooms (a small-ish dice is fine). Add 3-4 tsp rice wine (or medium dry sherry at a pinch) and 3 tsp light soy. Stir for 2-4 minutes until the button mushrooms are starting to soften.

Drain the noodles fairly thoroughly but don’t obsess. Heat a second wok with 1-2 tsp toasted sesame oil. Once it’s nice and hot (test it with a piece of noodle), throw in the noodles and quickly pan fry for 2-3 minutes only, adding 3 tsp light soy about half way through. Stir about every 10-15 seconds to ensure the noodles don’t stick. (Tip: if you don’t mind the calories, double up on the sesame oil.)

Back to the veggie wok. Throw in 3-4 pak choi chopped into large-ish pieces (tip: they need to fit in your mouth comfortably unless you enjoy choking.). Cook for 2-4 minutes until the pak choi is al dente (still has a little crunch but isn’t raw anymore).

Serve the noodles. Chuck the veg on top and taste. Add soy to whatever degree of saltiness you enjoy.

General tip: if you’re not worried about the salt content of your meals, use dark soy. Start with about half the quantities above and then go from there. Remember, it’s easy to add more: taking it out, not so much.

There you have it. A tasty (and, incidentally, low-cal), all natural meal. No nasty bottled or packaged sauces. Not too much salt. Very little fat. Tons of flavour.

Will feed about 3.